king-of-westeros:

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate


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govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo





I would like to thank my parents, God and Ayn Rand. 
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fartgallery:

kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person


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legalmexican:

Snapchat story longer than Far East Movement’s career


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trendymuslim:

heysimba:

I think a bird fell in the snow and then walked away. I think.

IM LAUGHING
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ladynecro:

my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable


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2000yr:

merlotte:

2000yr:

Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch

wash your fucking ass

Wash your attitude


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